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After all - who has time to work out when you're newly married? The year after my wife and I got married, the only activities we did in the apartment were have sex and eat. We'd go on Amazon and buy KY Jelly and a deep fryer. At one point, I think we subsisted on hot dogs for an entire month. A few months after that, we lived off Popeyes fried chicken.

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